"Want me to take your mind off that pain"

Yesterday was an adventurous day. As I was unloading the dishwasher, I opened up a cupboard and all the pots and pans fell on my big Toe. As I was yelping in pain, Mason came out to comfort me. Right behind him, Myra comes in and the minute she sees me, she stops and screams at the top of her lungs. I turned to see what she had done, but she was fine. It made me think of Major Payne, because she took my mind off my toe as it turned purple and blue. As she screamed she came running to me and patted me on the back, It was so adorable.

Next thing wasn't so adorable...I was reading and taking notes for one of my classes when Myra comes in to show me what she found. I take a minute to look up, then I scream. She had reached down her pants and pulled out some tootsie rolls, except they weren't really tootsie rolls. Luckily she decided to show me what she found instead of smearing it all over the place.